An Inconvenience Resolved. (Irony RP with amadgoddess

[ashes_ascending]

Someone's feeling cocky, because he's becoming organised.

Someone, has been masquerading as a representative from the ice cream companies, handing out little magical keys to ice cream vans all over Britain and America.  All glittery and silver, some with pink bows, some with blue.  All to be given as free gifts with magnums, hi-balls and 99's.

Someone may also have forgotten he's still dressed like a cheap male prostitute, the pink collar now positively flaunted with no attempt made for the concealment thereof. Well. Certain members of the clergy seem to like it.

Addie's garden now contains several happily playing lunches for the tree children. Phoenix actually gives her an affectionate kiss on the cheek. Smug in a days work well done.  "Two Yugoslavians, three Americans, one Mexican and one Scot." He even has a list. "I'd watch him if I were you. Lippy little bastard."